Ever heard of Sybil, the girl with 16 personalities? If all 16 of her personalities were schizo & had a wildly varied job histories, she’d start –start– to approach my resume. Some call it psycho, I like “versatile.” Potato, potahto.
Off the top of my head, not in chrono order (I’ll toss in new ones as they come to mind):
“Licensed Support Staff,” Allstate Insurance
field bio/natural sciences teacher
freelance writer (science fiction, health tips, geography encyclopedia entries, horror, poetry, history)
Department store clerk
pet store owner